"C'mon Pigs of Western Civilization Eat More Grease" Eat Eat more marbled Sirloin more Pork’n gravy! Lard up the dressing, fry chicken in boilig oil Carry it dribbling to gray climes, snowed with salt, Little lambs covered with mint roast in racks surrounded by roast potatoes wet with buttersauce, Buttered veal medallions in creamy saliva, buttered beef, by glistening mountains of french fries Stroganoffs in white hot sour cream, chops soaked in olive oil surrounded by olives, salty feta cheese, followed by Roquefort & Bleu & Stilton thirsty for wine, beer Cocacola Fanta Champagne Pepsi retsina arak whiskey vodka Agh! Watch out hear attack, pop more angina pills order a plate of Bratwurst, fried frankfurters, couple billion Wimpys’ McDonald’s burgers to the moon & burp! Salt on those fries! Hot dogs! Milkshakes! Forget greenbeans, everyday a few carrots, a mini big spoonful of salty rice’ll do, make the plate pretty; throw in some vinegar pickles, briny sauerkraut check yr. cholesterol, swallow a pill and order a sugar Cream donut, pack 2 under the size 44 belt Pass out in the vomitorium come back cough up strands of sandwich sill chewing pastrami at Katz’s delicatessen Back to central Europe & gobble Kielbasa in Lódz swallow salami in Munich with beer, Liverwurst on pumpernickel in Berlin, greasy cheese in a 3 star Hotel near Syntagma, on white bread thick-buttered Set an example for developing nations, salt, sugar, animal fat, coffee tobacco Schnapps Drop dead faster! Make room for Chinese guestworkers with alien soybean curds green cabbage & rice! Africans Latins with rice beans & calabash can stay thin & crowd in apartments for working class foodfreaks— Not like Western cuisine rich in protein cancer heart attack hypertension sweat bloated liver & spleen megaly Diabetes & stroke-monuments to carnivorous civilizations presently murdering Belfast Bosnia Cypress Ngorno Karabach Georgia mailing love letter bombs in Vienna or setting houses afire in East Germany— have another coffee, here’s a cigar. And this is a plate of black forest chocolate cake, you deserve it.